Can O' Pop

One, two

One, two

Honey, let me open up a can o' pop

I'm rusty like an old horse shoe

I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

Had a chance to meet my love and her producers

But I ended up drunken up a corky

Tried to fill your head with a bunch of lame excuses

I think she knows I wanna do the herky jerky

Honey, let me open up a can o' pop

I'm rusty like an old horse shoe

I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

So I asked to try to meet me at another dish

But a monster chased me down and chakalako

And I jumped and sprained my ankle on a catfish

Now she's left me for some drummer she calls Hako

Honey, let me open up a can o' pop

I'm rusty like an old horse shoe

I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

I left my bottle at the shettle

Left my shampoo down in Tupelo

I lost my left eye from a crossbow

And my wallet, way up cattle north

So after seeing what the heck I ended up at the back

I passed out in the rain and ended up in a train

From Atlanta to Savannah, woke up in Louisiana

Shouted at Hosanna and I sipped on a banana

Gave my girl a nod, and said glory be to God

Honey, let me open up a can o' pop

I'm rusty like an old horse shoe

I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

So I finally talked her into going to kickaboo

At the motel we did a little research

The father found out and his face turned blue

Now we're getting married over at the catholic church

Honey, let me open up a can o' pop

I'm rusty like an old horse shoe

I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you

I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you