Dear Dad

You know, it's really quite funny

I used to look up to you

You were my fuckin' idol

But the truth always comes out

(La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da), I don't even know what to call you anymore

(La-da-da-da-da-da-da), Dad? Father?

(La-da-da-da, la-da-da-da), oh, wait but this one's my favourite

(La-da-da-da-da-da-da), lying ass motherfucker!

Don't you ever (don't you ever)

Come near me (come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

And don't ever (and don't ever)

Try to call me (try to call me)

20 years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

And I mean it (and I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

Yo, let's fuckin' picture it, shit's about to blast the fan

I was only eight when mamma had to move to Amsterdam

And you approached her as a married man

So leave it up to me, I'll cut your head off like the Taliban in Pakistan

I can't believe it, you're out here making stacks of cheese

And while I'm stuck here struggling, I should make your ass a paraplegic

It's sad to see it, but dad you cheated

I swear to God if you come near me, you'll get stomped on with my black Adidas

You had me fooled for all those years with your lies

But now I see it's 'cause of you for all the tears in my eyes

And to my mother, I apologize sincerely 'cause I

Was always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguise

Damn, it's so ridiculous, feeling silly I hit you up

For thinking you were really a parent, it makes me sick as fuck

And don't be thinking that where I'm at is because of you

My fist is where your head will have a one way ticket to

Don't you ever (don't you ever)

Come near me (come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

And don't ever (and don't ever)

Try to call me (try to call me)

20 years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

And I mean it (and I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

(What up, Dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out?

(What up, Dad?) Do you remember breaking into our house?

(What up, Dad?) Do you remember buying food for yourself?

I was like six without a clue or a doubt, come on, now, tell me (what up dad?)

I wanna rip you up, no, don't just think that's figurative

Living up in your villa while we suffered, you told fibs to us

My bottom lip is up but don't assume that means we will forget what you just did to us

You're finished pops

Let it be told, the story how you chilled in mansions with gold

While we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the cold

Don't be tryin' to explain to us, the fact is you did it

The only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with it

And don't go saying that you're something that my step-dad will never be

He cherished me, your psychopathic ass belongs in therapy

Or maybe I do, 'cause wanna know what I'd do?

I'd fuckin' severe your cerebrum singing la dee da doo

And don't you ever

Don't you ever (don't you ever)

Come near me (come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

And don't ever (and don't ever)

Try to call me (try to call me)

20 years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

And I mean it (and I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

I can't believe this, man, you were my fuckin' hero

Every time my mum tried to tell me the truth, I was right there defending you

You ain't even call me on my birthday

And now I hear you put a price on my mother's head?

Fuck that, and fuck you, too!

'Cause since you took away my trust fund

I'm stuck paying an interest on my student loan

So stay the fuck away from me and don't you ever

Don't you ever (don't you ever)

Come near me (come near me)

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

I will kill you (I will kill you)

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me

And don't ever (and don't ever)

Try to call me (try to call me)

20 years was enough to see

'Cause I promise ('cause I promise)

And I mean it (and I mean it)

You don't ever wanna fuck with me

Don't you ever come near me

Or even near to my family

'Cause I promise I will kill you

'Cause you're dead as a dad to me