Sister Ray (Live at the Moonlight Club, London April 1980) [2007 Remaster] (Live at the Moonlight Club, London April 1980; 2007 Remaster)

Doug and Sally inside

They're cooking for the down five

Who're staring at Miss Rayon

Who's busy licking up her pig pen

I'm searching for my mainline

I said I couldn't hit it sideways

I said I couldn't hit it sideways

Oh, just like Sister Ray said

Live it on

Rosey and Miss Rayon

They're busy waiting for her booster

Who just got back from Carolina

She said she didn't like the weather

They're busy waiting for her sailor

Who says he's just as big as ever

He says he's from Alabama

He wants to know a way to earn a dollar

I'm searching for my mainline

I said I couldn't hit it sideways

I couldn't hit it sideways

Oh, just like Sister Ray said

Play on

Cecil's got his new piece

He cocks and shoots between three and four

He aims it at the sailor

Shoots him down dead on the floor

Oh, you shouldn't do that

Don't you know, you'll stain the carpet?

Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet

And by the way, have you got a dollar

Oh, no, man, I haven't got the time time

Too busy sucking on a ding-dong

She's busy sucking on my ding-dong

Oh, she does just like Sister Ray said

I'm searching for my mainline

I said I couldn't hit it sideways

Oh, couldn't, couldn't hit it sideways

Oh it, it just, just all over the floor, the floor

Now, who's that knocking

Who's that knocking on my chamber door

Now could it be the police

They come to take me for a ride ride

Oh, but I haven't got the time time

Hey, hey, hey she's busy sucking on my ding-dong

She's too busy sucking on my ding-dong

Oh, now, just like Sister Ray said

I'm searching for my mainline

I couldn't hit it sideways

I couldn't hit it sideways

Oh, just like