Met a pretty little girl
Got her to marry me
First ten years I was living in Ecstasy
She had a banging body
Gorgeous face to
Tight in all the right spots
And feminine to
I couldn't ask for more man
She'd put me right to sleep
After we hung out Baby
I didn't want for anything
After ten years I noticed
A thing or two
My pretty little baby was stealing my covers to
Not all at once but gradually as I fell
Became more obvious as time went on
To top it all of she likes the fan on to
Lord I swear I didn't know what to do
My sexy little baby stole my covers away
And froze me out at night with the. Damn fan blades
To make it worse she put on relaxing music to
At just the right frequency to relax you
But it kept me up
I was laying by this beautiful girl
I was cold with no cover
And heard annoying music in my room
It got me to rolling around on the bed
I couldn't sleep at night because if all of that
She looks like an angel snuggled on the bed
But she's the devil cause she stole my covers away
So I started rolling
Around every night
It might have been an accident
Then again maybe not
So after ten years she sleeps in the other room
I lay alone at night and write music to
I Got the Stolen Blanket Blues and my baby is gone
But she comes back in the Morning to give me some
Stolen Blanket Blues
Stolen Blanket Blues
My baby's gone for the night
But she comes back like the dew
Like the dew