Sucker DJ (Sucker 7" Edit)

You ready to kick some ass?

Turn up the music

I was at a jam the other night, I was feelin' real good so the feelin' was right

I came to the party for a different kinda action, The next thing I know

I was doin' a Michael Jackson, I was thrown off beat and my feet got tied

And the sucker DJ just oughta be fired, He was flippin' and a slippin'

Even drawn back to, The Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doin'

Then I said to my friends this ain't the place to be, Then the fellas only came

'Cause the ladies were free, Then we left the place before the next couple o' plays

My girl said to me, I'm glad we never paid, So I called Marley Marl on the very next day

Then we cut a rap about the sucker DJ (echo)

See, to be a DJ you gotta do your best, Have you're own kinda style, not like the rest

No jumpin' up and down, bendin' with your feet, 'Cause the music that you play

Has to be your own beat, So Marley Marl went down to take a test

To see who could cut up music best, They were all lined up and ready to spin

You could see in their faces that they wanted to win, Yes Marley took the test

To become a DJ, We cut the music, went a somethin' this way

He cut the music with so much class, The Sucker DJ, was a bust on the ass

So when the time was up, they just couldnt' believe, What the man, Marley Marl

Has just achieved, We get the people dancin', on a whackier jam

'Cause Marley Marl was one hell of a man, So to those DJ's that think you're the greatest

Just stop look and listen 'cause you haven't heard the lastest (heard the latest)

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So listen party people while I got your attention, There's a few more things I'd like to mention

My name is Crystal but they call me Dimples D, Ain't a female in the world can rap like me

I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks, Keep in time with rap, every time I speak

Yeah I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance, I ain't talkin' 'bout sex