Letras
Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult
Now, that's ridiculous
Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too
What are you talking about?
Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up
No, I'm not going to join a cult!
I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night (what?)
I wanted to watch Monday Night Football
And you wanted to watch that other show
And we watched your show, I did that for you!
Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game
I wanted to see the fuckin' score!
What do you gotta do that's so fucking important?
You can't join the religious cult with me?
Well, I was gonna go sunbathing
Oh, boy, no, no, I don't think you should do that
Because this guy Russell, he's the leader guy of the cult (yeah?)
He was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad (uh-huh)
Like the beast can't come out because the sun's too bright
And that it hurts its eyes or something
You show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me
Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissing the leader guy off
Look, I'm starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's been saying
Some of it makes a lot of sense
Well, good, but I don't want to join the cult
We can still hang out, I just won't be in it with you
The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you
'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' cult
So, I'll visit on weekends, we'll work it out
No, the weekends are like the busiest time
That's when we go to flea malls and fuckin' malls
And talk people into joining, man
Can I join for just a little while?
I told my dad I'd visit him in Florida in three weeks
You just, you'll ask then, but we gotta join now
What's the hurry?
There's a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your problem?
Well, I mean I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I?
No, no, just fuckin' tell everybody you believe in this shit