Fascist Army of New Age Twits Mixea

Well, in the age of Aquarius, we'll all be

Bodyless beings of energy

And boy, that just sounds great to me

I feel light on my feet and fancy free

And if you don't like it, just a zip your lips

We're the fascist army of new age twits

Well, Atlantis will rise up from the sea

Off the coast of Greece, just wait and see

We'll do the dance of joy and squeal with glee

Fill our pants with shit and yellow pee

And if you don't like it, just a zip your lips

We're the fascist army of new age twits

We'll all be fuckin' away like tantric rabbits

Blowing our wads to seek transcendence

You'll be jerking my schlong in my backyard sauna

When I bend you over, you'll scream, I've reached Nirvana

And if you don't like it, just a zip your lips

We're the fascist army of new age twits

We'll cruise the Milky Way in an alien craft

They'll cram metal probes six feet up our ass

When we're brought back to Earth, a millennia hence

We'll buy up Sedona and raise the rents

And if you don't like it, you can zip your lips

We're the fascist army of new age twits

Use crystal power to go from here to there

Use yoga to fly around through the air

Do a Navajo dance and howl at the moon

Like old coyote when the wolfbane blooms

And if you don't like it, you can zip your lips

We're the fascist army of new age twits

Astrology and Ouija boards and tarot cards

And shaman spells and magic herbs

And talking plants and witchery

And elfin hats and fairies of the forest

And a whole bunch of other shit to sell to tourists