Letras
Video game rap battles
Player one Baldi
Player two Monika, fight
Here's some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
'Cause when I start inventin' flows, I tend to go to Endless Mode
And then I'll vote to end your cohort club of depression
Come on, this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
You messin' with your friends, drove 'em to madness so you'd get a lonely man?
You're better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
The dress one with all of those clothes (whoa)
Sorry, it's lookin' like Cloudy's the only one here who is gettin' to blow
Hey teach, I got a question, where's your full game? (Huh?)
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh)
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up comin' late? (Well)
And what's left's a glitchy mess that even I couldn't play? (Wait)
The president's tellin' it how it is
After these messes, you're droppin' in relevance
Based on your writin' I know you're not sentient
So artificial, but lack the intelligence
Well, if it's truly the best all that money could do
You're sellin' out so that your plushy could too
And don't bring up code, because from what I've viewed
If I broke your program, you'd only improve
I thought there were no stupid questions, but you proved me wrong with that poetry scheme (yeah)
Tryna diss me about my release, but what happened in 2018? (Huh?)
Open your third eye, in case you can't tell, does Portrait of Markov start ringin' a bell?
Years added and added and all it amounts to's, a project as dead as your Twitter account
My Twitter account? You're a stalker
Makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game (ayy)
At least Team Salvato completed a project, your company's basically lame (hey)
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates
But when reviewin' your rhymes, I find your rappin' is just like your mappin' (why?)
You randomly generate lines (oh)
Why don't you bring your friends for when we do Show and Tell?
I know that Playtime and Sayori would just get along swell
Like Natsuki's neck, you snap at me about my gamin' crimes
But at least Baldi's not on BBC for causin' suicides
I'm done with the erasin' of this horror game sham
Because you're out of the equation, now I'm talkin' to Cam
Man, whenever all your comments ask to do somethin' new
We all know you'll say, "Just Baldi" so that you can get views, ooh
Game over
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Video game rap battles