I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they won't play this new fucking song

It's not that it's gay or controversial

Just that the fucking words are awfully strong

You can't say fuck on the radio

Or fuck, or fuck, or fuck (ugh!)

You can't even say "I'd like to fuck you someday"

Unless you're a doctor with a very large dick

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they daren't fucking well program it

I bet you the fucking old program directors

Will think it's a load of horse shit