Letras
Signifying monkey told a lion one day
"There's a bad motherfucker coming down your way"
Talked about your mama and your sister Lou
Talked about how good that your grandma screw
He talked about your uncle and your sissy brother Joe
Say he think you eat pussy but he wasn't for sure
Lion took off like a mighty breeze
Knocking coconuts down and giraffes to the knees
He came up on the elephant and say
"Say big bad motherfucker I heard some shit about you
'Bout all these bad things that you supposed to do"
The elephant looked at the lion out the corner of his eye
He said, "Please Mr. Lion, pick on somebody your size"
The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass
And the elephant kicked him right square in his ass
The lion roared and swung from the ground
And the elephant knocked his big ass right back down
Lion went back through the jungle more dead than alive
And that's when the monkey really started his jive
"See I thought you called yourself the jungle king
I found out you ain't a goddamn thing
My old lady told me before you left
I could probably kick your ass my motherfucking self"
The monkey got happy and started jumping up and down
His left foot missed a limb and his ass hit the ground
Like a strike of lightning and a ball of heat
The lion was on the monkey with all four feet
The monkey cried, "Please Mr. Lion, let my nuts out the sand
And I'll stand back and fight you like a natural man"
The lion backed up all ready to fight
The monkey said, "Bye motherfucker" and ran dead out of sight