No Conventions This Year, Pt. 1: January - June 2020

In late January, we heard of a virus

Some kind of flu that was some kind of worse

The game show host told us that he'd have to fire us

If we stoked concerns about going to work

Lie luh lie, it'll die when it's warmer

Lie luh lie, it'll just disappear

Lie luh lie, only old people get it

Lie luh lie, well at least it's not here

Aye, aye, we shout for the captain

Oh woah, we ask what is this?

So stay six feet from me and keep the mask on

For this is a year when we won't have a con

Got through February, and not much had happened

It's over in China, and we'll be okay

Never mind the Italians, there's no need to stay in

Arizona and Washington just have one case

Lie luh lie, less than fifty infected

Lie luh lie, you see, no one has died

Lie luh lie, we should still go to CPAC

Lie luh lie, Berners won't vote for Biden

Aye, aye, we shout for the captain

Oh woah, we ask what is this?

So stay six feet from me and keep the mask on

For this is a year when we won't have a con

For the last time this year, we went to the airport

Off to Virginia, the start of a tour

Maybe someone was coughing, and asked what you're there for

Just go to the doctor, unless you are poor

Lie luh lie, who did this? Obama

Lie luh lie, there're plenty of tests

Lie luh lie, no co-pay for treatment

Lie luh lie, I'm doing my best

Aye, aye, we shout for the captain

Oh woah, we ask what is this?

So stay six feet from me and keep the mask on

For this is a year when we won't have a con

Now New York's exploded, they run out of doctors

Dragoncon's cancelled, so's BLFC

For two weeks or longer you might be a walker

Lock down, unless you're a broke employee

Lie luh lie, it's all because China

Lie luh lie, take hydroxychloroquine

Lie luh lie, yeah sure you can protest

Lie luh lie, bail the rich out again