Letras
Now you know one of my favorite forms of music is the blues
And when you got the blues you sing about sad stuff
So I know you're thinking, "Well Bill, how
Are you gonna mix Christmas and the blues?"
I don't know how I did it, maybe it was too much eggnog
And to all you blues enthusiasts out
There, I apologize for this next song
It's called "That's What's Wrong With Christmas"
Alright boys and girls, it's time for a little Christmas blues
I'm gonna tell you what's wrong with Christmas
Hey Santa, can you tell me what's gone wrong? (What's gone wrong?)
Things haven't been the same for so long
The greetings all sound fake, mistletoe's not real
It's all become one big commercial deal
Yeah, that's what's wrong with Christmas
And I'm gonna tell you what else is wrong with Christmas
The other day I took my son to the mall
Now we were walking down the mall and there was Santa Claus
And he was sitting in his chair and
The children were lined up everywhere
And I turned to my little boy and I said
"Son, do you have any idea where Santa Claus really lives?"
And he looked me right in the eye and he said
"Well yeah, Daddy, Santa Claus lives at the
End of the mall right next to the food court
And that's why he's so fat"
I said, "Son, that's wrong"
Hey Santa, can you tell me what's gone wrong? (What's gone wrong?)
Things haven't been the same for so long
The greetings all sound fake, mistletoe's not real
It's all become one big commercial deal
Yeah, that's what's wrong with Christmas
And I'm gonna tell you something else, brothers and sisters
Nobody puts up lights anymore, says it's too much trouble
You remember those little red, green, and blue twinkly lights?
I love those lights
And a matter of fact, the more money you had
The more lights you could put up on your house
Well, my family didn't have a lot of money
So my daddy would tie lit cigarettes to