DUMB PHONE

Shaddy hit me up guess she didn't get the memo

Got the beis bumping like techno

Lulus and a sweater on shabbos like a tech bro

Kippah staying on me like it's Velcrod

TJ bochur never made it shana bet

Hope me and Rabbi G are still G

In the 666 with so much tea

Feel like Downtown Abbey

Thank G-d Bubi doesn't know my music

Since first grade rebbi labeled me a nuisance

Chassidish family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid

But real talk zeidy woulda bumped my music

Since 13 Hashem new that I could do this

Chassidsh family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid

Ima knows yeah I got the kippah stuck to me

Tzisis staying on me like a spray tan

Modox bochurim bumping Modox

Be like Haman playing Hang Man

They can't hang man

Wifey can't believe I still do this

I say this whole thing ironic as a cope

Nueberger on tour he should focus on torah

'Cause I need me a chavrusah making jokes

Thank G-d Bubi doesn't know my music

Since first grade rebbi labeled me a nuisance

Chassidish family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid

But real talk zeidy woulda loved my music

Since 13 Hashem new that I could do this

Chassidsh family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid

Thank G-d Bubi doesn't know my music

Since first grade rebbi labeled me a nuisance

Chassidish family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid

But real talk zeidy woulda bumped my music

Since 13 Hashem new that I could do this

Chassidsh family prolly think I'm not Jewish

Dumb phone so you know we going stupid