The Beast Within

I tend to ignore how little

Sympathy that I feel

Whenever executing a creature and

Hearing it squeal

I wonder how many calories did I burn

Driving out the line of fire from a wyvern

I wacked Anjanath in the face

He's limping away

I couldn't help giggling when

I splintered his legs

And then I'll let him decay after

I get what I came for

Wait, maybe I'm getting a

Little carried away? No

I'm here to take names and break necks

Oh shit, did I just wake up the apex?

You've stirred my appetite

You sword will shatter on my skin

I'll hack and slash and bite

Will you unleash your beast within?

Come on scout flies, make proud guys

Find their hiding spot and

I'll stomp out lives

It's about time to climb up and mount spines

Smack 'em down, laugh out loud

While they writhe around dying

It's the thrill of the hunt

Still bubbling in my blood

I get a little pumped up when

I kill 'em for fun

And then I carve up their carcasses for parts

Their claws and jaws could make

Great armor - smart

Just a few more scales, a carapace

A Great Jagras mane, a Girros fang

Some Legiana plates, a Barroth scalp

Add Radobaan shell

All kinds of hides and pelts

And then I'll tear the talons

Right out of your toes

Oh no, Anjanath I got your nose bone

I get such a rush whenever I'm cutting 'em up

So make like Diablos, go back under the mud

Because you're bigger but you're nowhere

On my level though

You can choke on your tail, Deviljho

Call me Kula-La Ku

I'm running circles on you

I take a Michael Jordan leap and

Treat your head like a hoop

Now tell the Commission

I've picked up the addiction

'Cause I'm ripping up monsters and

I call it a living

Don't matter if you're thick-skinned, quick

Strong or limber i'll hit ya where it hurts

Till I call out "Timber!"

Have mercy on my soul

I will surrender at your hands

I'll hunt you to your home

And slaughter all your monster friends