Wooo! Hah! Californ-I-E, Sly Boogy, hah
Finna make this crack, real quick
It ain't no problem, believe me man, it's nothin
It's nothin, we drunk and, we buzzin
Tonight we gon' be clubbin
This function, is jumpin
Tonight I'm fuckin somethin
We hustlin, we thugin
Talk shit, we gon' be dumpin
No bluffin, it's easy
Believe me man, it's nothin
You might see me in the back with a flask of 'gnac
Swiggin on it like I'm guzzlin a glass of 'tac
With some kush wrapped up in a plastic sack
With the finesse that the rest of these bastards lack
When I fall up in the spot all the bitches pause
It's the nigga from the block with the biggest balls
And it ain't too many niggas that can fit his drawers
And when he wild out, you don't wanna get involved
Cause it ain't no love and the slugs gon' spray
When they close the club cause a thug don't play
And sho' nuff, can really have a fucked up day
Cause I'm servin up, more beef than a buffet (oh yeah)
With way more flavors than Now & Laters
With some players that's as crazy and shady as Al-Qaeda (uh-huh)
That specialize in layin down haters
If it ain't now it's goin down later, believe me
It's nothin, we drunk and, we buzzin
Tonight we gon' be clubbin
This function, is jumpin
Tonight I'm fuckin somethin
We hustlin, we thugin
Talk shit, we gon' be dumpin
No bluffin, it's easy
Believe me man, it's nothin
Nigga I snatch your card and backslap you for actin hard
Rat pack you and mack your broad, and clap at you from handlebars
With a bite that's as bad as "Jaws" (uh-huh)
Nigga you don't even have to like me
When it comes to bein shiesty I'm twice as likely
Jack your jewels if your ice is pricely
Snipe you with the two L's and swipe your wifey (woo!)
And get all up in your brain like witch doctors
I don't really need no chains and wristwatches (uh)
I blow like propane you can't stop this
With more game than PS2's and Xboxes
I got some sexy foxes, breast topless
Butter pecan Rican vanilla's and plush chocolates (yeah)
All up at the Mosi feelin freaky
And when I say it's gon' pop, believe me
It's nothin, we drunk and, we buzzin
Tonight we gon' be clubbin
This function, is jumpin
Tonight I'm fuckin somethin
We hustlin, we thugin
Talk shit, we gon' be dumpin
No bluffin, it's easy
Believe me man, it's nothin
Come test and Buddah bless the best cheeba
No stress, straight to the chest, the best reefer
With the anesthetic effects of fresh ether
Jack up your leverage and mess your technique up
I'm dangerous as sex with a roughneck skeezer
Stockin up the medicine chest with Lexiva
I bring the beef and bust, what your team up
And break out like flesh infected with eczema
I pull hoes and pose and blow doja
Bulldoze over my foes and blow toasters
Book shows over the globe it's all culture
Reppin the West coast and posin on posters (woo!)
I chin check when I come from the shoulders (uh)
And catch wreck when I come from the holsters (brrrrah!)
And clap the four easy and run
It's as easy as one plus one, believe me
It's nothin, we drunk and, we buzzin
Tonight we gon' be clubbin
This function, is jumpin
Tonight I'm fuckin somethin
We hustlin, we thugin
Talk shit, we gon' be dumpin
No bluffin, it's easy
Believe me man, it's nothin
It's nothin, we drunk and, we buzzin
Tonight we gon' be clubbin
This function, is jumpin
Tonight I'm fuckin somethin
We hustlin, we thugin
Talk shit, we gon' be dumpin
No bluffin, it's easy
Believe me man, it's nothin