Beaver Fever

Went down to the doctor sayin', "Help me, something's wrong

Temp's 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hard on"

He said, "Son, pull down them Levis, and whip out that little dong"

Shook his head, and then he said exactly what was wrong

I got the beaver, beaver fever

Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane

I got beaver, beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Doc pulled out his notepad, wrote down a number and a name

Said ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing

Get your ass to Brandy, she's a dandy, that's for sure

That remedy between her knees, your fever's only cure

I got the beaver, beaver fever

Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane

I got beaver, beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn, got my fever going south

Sherry, Mary, Carolyn, let me stick it in her mouth

By the time I shot on, Sheila wasn't feelin' all that sick

But it was Betty's snatch that got me back to 98.6

I got the beaver, beaver fever

Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane

I got beaver, beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

I got the beaver, beaver fever

Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane

I got beaver, beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Hey doc, help me out, man

Beaver stands for pussy