Don't Date Andre (Phonograph Player)

You and your friends go out again

Because it's Friday night

There's never any hesitation

You're down for any situation

But listen, all

Now don't you fall

For this fuckboy's little game

He thinks he's fierce

But he's just lame

And Andre is his name

Oh, you can date Troy

He's a damn cute boy

But don't date Andre

You can date Pete

With the size twelve feet

But don't date Andre

Andre only likes to say

Things he thinks sound super gay

When he twerks it on the ground

All our hard-ons come right down

You can date Brad

Or his hot DILF dad

But don't date Andre

Andre gets drunk

And he tricks his junk

Like a G-I-F on loop

He's the kind of ratchet

That makes up such a racket

LMFAO

Don't date that, bro

Andre can date himself

Oh, you can date Frank

Though he's slow as a tank

But don't date Andre

You can date Paul

Who is not very tall

But don't date Andre

Andre has a heart-attack

If you don't text him right back

But should you need him around

He is nowhere to be found

You can date Tom

So, he lives with his mom

But don't date Andre

Andre gets mad

When he finds out you've had

Any fun outside of him

He'll say bye, Felica

Then ask when he can meet ya

LMFAO

Don't date that, bro

Andre can date himself

LMFAO

Don't date that, bro

Andre can date himself