Two of a Kind

Two of a kind

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We're two of a kind

Two of a kind

It's my observation

We're two of a kind

Like peas in a pod

And birds of a feather

Alone or together you'll find

That we are two of a kind

What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song and reachin' for a star

And who's to say if we'll go the whole way - at least we got this far

Sharin' our lot, our vittles and viands, we're two of an ilk

Say, what if we've got rare Chateaubriands or crackers and milk

Makin' it plain

Explainin' it fully

We're simila-la-larly inclined

Because we're two of a kind

Two of a kind

When he's out of rhythm, I'm singin' off key

(I never heard ya do that, John)

Say, never you mind, cause I'm stickin' with 'im, to C above C

(He's-a for me)

Oh, need we explain

When he warbles sweetly, I'm flat and completely behind

Because we're two of a kind

I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks who hang around this lad

And especially when they whisper to me, "Hey, honey, who's your dad?"

Two of a sort

Like two pomegranates from off the same tree

I'm with ya sport, whatever you plan it's-a goes double with me

(It's-a goes double with you, huh?) (Yeah!)

Yeah, I got a terrible thought

Most frightfully upsetting

And yet we are getting resigned

To being two of a kind

We're two of a kind

We like workin' single

Or workin' in twos

Keep us in mind, give us a jingle, we've got taps on our shoes

(We'll dance!)

We're both of us like, the Tower of Pisa

I'm-a lean-a like he's-a inclined

Because we're two of a kind

Because we're

Two of a kind