Letras
In a rowboat so quaint he used to glide
But now it's a struggle he can't deny
His belly protrudes his pants too tight
He's stuck on the shore oh what a sight
Too wide for his boat, too heavy to row
He's in a pickle a hilarious show
The water beckons but he can't comply
Trapped by his girth, oh my, oh my
Once he was trim like a sailor bold
But now he's more like a whale, truth be told
His rowboat weeps for the days of yore
When he could row away and explore
Too wide for his boat, too heavy to row
He's in a pickle a hilarious show
The water calls but he's firmly stuck
In his boat of dreams, out of luck
He dreams of donuts and pies galore
But now they're the reason he's stuck on shore
With each passing day his boat gets smaller
While his appetite grows much taller
Too wide for his boat, too heavy to row
He's in a pickle a hilarious show
The water beckons but he can't comply
Trapped by his girth, oh my, oh my
As the sun sets low and the seagulls cry
He laughs at himself with a tear in his eye
For though he's stuck in his rowboat's plight
He'll always find humor in his hefty fight