Meet Big Bob, a man with a plan
His dream ain't ordinary it's big as a van
He's tired of being called"Big Guy" or"Chubster"
He's setting his sights on something much blubber
He's got a vision, a whale-sized ambition
To trade his sneakers for fins it's his life's mission
He'll gobble up snacks, chase every dessert
To bulk up so big he'll make the ocean flirt
He wants to be a whale, swimming free
In the deep blue sea where he can just be
Forget about jobs, bills, and mail
All he wants is to be a big, fat whale
He's stuffing his face with burgers and fries
Saying goodbye to salads, waving to pies
He's got posters of whales all over his wall
Practicing his whale calls giving it his all
People call him crazy say he's lost his mind
But Bob just grins says he's one of a kind
He's got his sights set on the ocean's wide span
No more landlocked life for this man
He wants to be a whale, splashing around
In the vast open sea, where adventure is found
Forget about jobs, bills, and mail
All he wants is to be a big, fat whale
Yeah, yeah
All he wants is to be a big, fat whale
So let him dream big, let him dream wide
He'll keep on eating until he's whale-sized
He's determined, he's on a roll
Bob's gonna be the fattest whale you'll ever behold
He'll swim with the dolphins, chill with the krill
Living his dream with a belly to fill
Got no time for jobs, bills, and mail
All he wants is to be a big, fat whale