Your Pops Don't Like Me (I Really Don't Like This Dude)

Oh, females dads be trippin' for real

I mean, I'm a player with mine, right

And see what had happened was

I was hollerin' at this chick in front of the 99 Cent store

Well, here's the whole story

She was a tall slim, oh, chick I met last week

At the mall, cute feet with the baby phat fleece

She paged me to come over tomorrow

So I smashed in the crib, bumpin', camron

(Oh, boy)

With the doo rag on

(Yo', boy)

When she sang that song she's turnin' me on

If would have known her pops was home

Could have stayed at crib, hollered at her on the phone

But pops got hot, he was old school pimpin'

Tank tops, flip flops and dress socks

Rang dang when he came with the questions

Boy, you were young and how goin' for the Lexus

I'm sorry, Mr. Jackson, but I sell records

Nah, once again, I ain't got a jail record

It's Nick Cannon, the cat you ain't used to

The Rapper, actor, comedienne slash producer

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

When the girls from the ghetto act the size of they stilettos

6 7 8 wanna make us wait

If they wanna date, gotta ask pops

You a grown woman, all that need to stop

At the club, yeah, you have a thug at home or not

You daddy's little girl that he love a lot

Well, he don't know about that tat you got, huh

Nah, I'm playin', I'm just whillin'

Shorty we should probably hooked up

Probably teach you how to move in those [Incomprehensible]

Cut to the next day and a half

Called the crib and your dad hung up on my ass

Is it 'cause of the block, ma, he don't like me

Or is the watch, ma, he don't like me

'Cause I'm pushin' a drop, ma, he don't like me, like me

Yo', pops, he don't like me

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

Is it 'cause I make more money than him

TV show, those films ain't funny to him

Or is it 'cause I keep the block hot with monnie and nem'

Rims, inches on my Benz, yeah, 20 of them

Now I'mma fullback gettin' the win

Last time I called back, he picked up again

Don't know if you saw that, my devilish grin

Lettin' you know that the young black Elvis is in

I ain't stuntin' your pops, yo', I ain't frontin' your pops

Gonna have me straight hunnin' your pops, nah

Don't wanna Roy Jones your pops

Left, right, uppercut, knock out your pops

Close the door, lock out your pops

We on a roll now, sugar, I ain't 'bout to stop

Don't care if he try to kick me out your house

Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

Is it 'cause I'm handsome, he don't like me

Keep the ladies dancin', he don't like me

'Cause my house is a mansion, he don't like me, like me

Yo', pops, he don't like me

Is it 'cause of the corn rolls, he don't like me

Or is it my hormones, he don't like me

The Gs and the bank roll, he don't like me, like me

Yo', pops, he don't like me

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

(He don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I can't stand him

Where did he come from, tell me

(He don't like me)

I really don't like this dude, I want so much

So much more for my daughter