From the Air

Good evening

This is your captain

We are about to attempt a crash landing

Please extinguish all cigarettes

Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position

Your captain says

Put your head on your knees

Your captain says

Put your head in your hands

Captain says

Put your hands on your head

Put your hands on your hips

This is your captain

And we are going down

We are all going down

Together

And I said

Uh oh

This is gonna be some day

Stand by

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

Um

This is your captain again

You know

I've got a funny feeling

I've seen this all before

Why?

'Cause I'm a caveman

Why?

'Cause I've got eyes in the back of my head

Why?

It's the heat

Stand by

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

Put your hands over your eyes

Jump out of the plane

There is no pilot

You are not alone

Stand by

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time

And this is the record of the time