Moanin' Lisa Blues

I got a bratty brother

He bugs me every day

This mornin', my own mother

Gave my last cupcake away

My dad, he acts like

Like he belongs in the zoo

I'm the saddest kid

The saddest kid in grade number two

I wish I had a pony

I wish I were a teen

I wish I had a dime

For every kid who treats me mean

They tease me 'cause I'm different

Little different from the rest, oh, yes

Well, I'm down so low

If I cheered up, I'd still be depressed

My saxophone's my best friend

I play all over town

But when I practice in my room

I hear, "Lisa, keep it down"

Although I'm only eight years old

I've really paid my dues, it's true

That's why I got a case of -

A case of the moanin' Lisa blues

I wonder how I got here

I wonder what I'll be

The saddest little twig

On this crazy family tree

I feel like I'm a loser

With nothin' left to lose

That's why I've got a case of -

A case of the moanin' Lisa blues

'Cause there's just no postponin'

A case of the moanin' Lisa blues