Song of the Grocery Police (2022 Remix and Master)

By my green candle, woman

What are you talking about?

Are you content with your lot?

Are you content with your lot?

Woman, I am content

A captain of dragoons

King Vincent's lass's right hand man

Decorated with the Order of the Red Eagle of Poland

Retired king of Aragon

I could be happy with so much less

You deserve the crown of Poland

Take it all

Take it all

T-take it all

And have a ball

Woman

The king is very much alive

And he has many children

He will squeeze my noodle in a noodle vice

Till green snot splatters the king's pink shoes

You deserve the crown of Poland

Kill them all

Kill them all

Kill them all

And have a ball

If I were king, I'd have a big sombrero

Like I had in Aragon

Which those louts, the Spaniards, stole from me so shamefully

You could have a big sombrero

When I yield to temptation

When I yield to temptation

A great big cloak that would keep your feet afloat

I'd be a rat if I did that

I'd be a rat if I did that

You could have a big sombrero

What of it?

Still, I reckon I've shaken him all the same