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Well don't talk to me about the Wall Street Journal
Newsweek, Business Week, or Time
I read the National Supermarket Checkout Examiner
And I get it in the supermarket checkout line
Read all about it!
Do-It-Yourself Root Canals!
Not as simple as it may sound
Get all the facts before you start yours!
Arkansas woman gives birth to bride, groom, and entire wedding party!
Lordy, lordy, I just hope there's enough wedding cake to go 'round!
The National Supermarket Checkout Examiner
Minds that need examining want to know!
Now you can keep your TV shows like 60 Minutes
20/20 And all others of that kind
Just give me that National Supermarket Checkout Examiner
It's the only one that lays it on the line
Alabama woman beamed aboard spacecraft
Gives birth to alien life forms!
He's a cute little bugger, named him Zoltar
I just wish he'd stay away from that nuclear
Power plant down the road there, though
They claims he's a-suckin' off about 2 million megawatts a day
I told 'em, he's just a growin' boy!
Give me that National Supermarket Checkout Examiner
And you can get it in a supermarket checkout line
Amazing rooster grows sideburns, plays
Guitar, and clucks "Don't be cruel"
Hen house in an uproar!
Yeah, these hens is just mesmerized
Don't hardly lay at all no more
Spend all their time just listenin' to that old rooster sing
I mean, they're swooning all over the place
Yeah, they really fight for them little
Silk scarves he throws 'em every so' or two
Heck, I ain't complaining though
He just give me the keys to his new Cadillac
So don't talk to me about the Wall Street Journal
Newsweek, Business Week, or Time
Give me the National Supermarket Checkout Examiner
And I'll buy it in the supermarket checkout line