Starship Philander
It is time to launch the spaceship
All signs are functional
All mechanics operational
Stardate 42.1
It is springtime, I believe
We will be landing on the planet Earth
In approximately one half of one human light year
Approximately thirteen light dog years
All units are exponentially operational
Last call for passengers on star flight theta beta quadrant omega
Asteroid scan results: negative
Engaging life support systems
Employing seat fastening devices
Prepare for takeoff
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