Letras
And I know she worries about me, lately she's been on me
She was you know, you're getting older, you're on the road a lot
I want you to start eating better, eating healthier
I'm like, why? I'm 49 over half my life's gone
I want to enjoy the second half, you know
God Almighty, everything I like's bad for me
Liquor, nicotine, strange women
I love bad food, I love fried food, yeah buddy
Breaded food, I'll eat fried breaded bread
I think they call those hush puppies
I ate Slim Jims, yea-yes!
Meat sticks, you squeeze the end of them grease comes out of it
Oh, I love Slim JimsSlim Jims and beer, my two favorite things on the planet
Well not my most favorite, but it's in the top three
But see here's my deal, I love, I love bad food. I love everything bad for me
'Cause here's my whole thing, when my time finally comes
And I go to meet my maker, and I'm lying in that coffin and people are filing by
I don't want people to look in there and go, wow, he looks great
I'm dead, they've sewn my eyelids shut
I want people to walk by my coffin and look in it and go Jesus! He partied
And don't put a rose in my hand, put a Slim Jim, send me to heaven with a Slim Jim