The ladies just love me
God's gift to mankind
And I don't say a word
When they go out of their minds
There ain't no law I gotta love 'em
And I don't charge a fee
Look, I’m a natural born innocent
So, don't blame me
I set my drink down hard
And she gets right up to me
First we talk and smoke
Goin' out on a drinkin' spree
She wouldn't mind my shoes under her bed
And why shouldn't I agree
Look, I’m a natural born innocent
So, don't blame me
The ladies just love me
She rubs her back against my leg
And moves like a hot cat
She looks me up and down
And stretches out on the bed
She shakes her long dark hair
But that's not all I'm gonna see
Look, I’m a natural born innocent
So, don't blame me
The heart is strong, the flesh is weak
And I’m as innocent as a you are
So, don't blame me