Gettin' Bi

I don't know how, I don't know why

But I like ladies and I like guys

I realize it's a surprise

But now I see that that's just me

It's not like I even try

So if you ask me how I'm doing

Here is my reply

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

Oh yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly

Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie

I'm a bi kinda guy

There's no reason to be shy

My, oh, my, it's a fact I can't deny

I'm bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say

"Are you just gay?

Why don't you just go gay all the way?"

But that's not it

'Cause bi's legit

Whether you're a he or a she

We might be a perfect fit

And one more thing

I tell you what

Being bi does not imply that you're a player or a slut

Sure, I like sex

(Please make him stop)

But I'm no ho

I take things slow

Until I feel at ease

So if you ask me how I'm doing

I'm feeling peppy, sprightly, spry

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

And it's something I'd like to demystify

It's not a phase

I'm not confused

Not indecisive

I don't have the "gotta choose" blues

I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie

You might just catch my eye

Because I'm definitely bi

Big man!

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

It doesn't take an intellectual to get that I'm bisexual