Stonks

Wake up, wagey, time to grind

Sold your soul for nickels and dimes

Boss bought Mars, you bought beans

Dream big, inside your means

They say invest, they say believe

While they bet short on the air you breathe

Told you buy the dip, now you're broke

Meanwhile they're laughing in a cloud of smoke

Number go up, we got Stonks

Crack the whip and give 'em bonks

Ethics be damned, we need more

Number go up or face death's door

Bleed 'em dry, then spin the tale

If they die broke, oh well they failed

Praise the grind, ignore the corpse

This is business, not remorse.

Stimmy check gone in a flash

Straight to rent or crypto crash

Health insurance? What's that cost

Hope you like GoFundMe or getting lost

They hoard the gold, you praise the crumbs

You TikTok dance while the system numbs

They bet on hunger, buy your fate

Then write a book called Hustle Great

Number go up, we got Stonks

Crack the whip and give 'em bonks

Ethics be damned, we need more

Number go up or face death's door

Sacrifice the weak to feed the graph

Then dress it up and make 'em laugh

Dow's up, ignore the screams

We monetize your broken dreams

Buy low. Sell morals

Ponzi prayers, gospel quarrels

Corpo wins, Wagey weeps

But hey, stonks go up, so smile, sheeps

Inflation rising, hope deflates

You're broke, they celebrate

Game's rigged? Don't say it loud

Just smile and cheer with the debt crowd

Number go up, we got Stonks

Crack the whip and give 'em bonks

Ethics be damned, we need more

Number go up or face death's door

Blood for dividends, pain for clout

If you can't buy in, get thrown out

Praise the rich, ignore the rot

Land of the free market, baby or not