Step on My Face (And Tell Me That You Love Me)

Step on my face

And tell me that you love me

From head to toe

You overflow me with grace

I can't sit still

With paw pads pressed against me

Entrap me, oh please

Step on my face

The touch, the shine

They help me unwind

And I can't tell you

How long I've waited for

Is it, a crime

To have paws on my mind?

Surround me softly, and give me

A taste of those toe-beans

Sucking a toe

Is better than blow

And sharply less expensive

No matter your flaws

Just give me your paws

And tolerate my tongue

Your feet, my nose

Can we bring them close?

Now and forever, just as long as

They're reasonably clean

Under you, darling

I'm in paradise

I know you won't harm me

With your toes against my lips

With your beans against my jeans

Like a short order chef

I'm calling out for frijoles

Step on my face

And tell me that

You'll never have shoes around me

I love you, so please

Step on my face