Beer Drinking Woman

I walked into a beer club

To give a girl a nice time

I had eighty dollars when I entered

Yeah, and I left there with a dime

Wasn't that a beer drinking woman?

Don't you know, people, don't you know?

She was the beer drinking woman

And I don't want to see her no more

She said, "Daddy, I don't know you

So I'll just call you a Daddy, dear

Until we get better acquainted

Come on and buy me another bear"

Wasn't that a beer drinking woman?

Don't you know, people, don't you know?

She was the beer drinking woman

Yeah, and I don't want to see her no more

Tell us about it, Stan

She said, "Daddy, won't you excuse me

I wanna go right back there

When I come back to my table

I'll have room for another beer"

Wasn't that a beer drinking woman?

Don't you know, people, don't you know?

Yeah, she was a beer drinking woman

And I don't want to see her no more

She clowns with the grocery man

Because her bills are too high

She don't wanna pay no taxes

She just wants to get by

I said, "You better go back to the country

Way back, ah, in the woods, hm-mm

I'm tired of all your drinking

These bear joints ain't doing you no good"

Watcha!