Ice Ice Coffee Parody of (Ice Ice Baby) Vanilla Ice

Hey yo barista, let's kick it.

Ice, ice, coffee. ice, ice, coffee.

Take a sip, re-caffeinate and listen. Coffee's back with a brand new invention,

Something, grabs your taste buds Tightly, love it so much, drink it daily and nightly.

Will I really love it? Yo, I don't Know, take a big gulp, let it flow,

To the extreme, I'm wired, I'm shaking, pee on myself

Man that's a risk I'm taking.

Coffee, get some that tastes good, not that kind of Starbucks cause it tastes like wood.

Cream, dairy or not, When it comes to coffee, I put a lot,

Chug it, or sip it, drink it all day, 99 ounces, yo boy don't play,

Run out of Coffee, yo, restock it, check out desserts while barista rocks it.

Ice, ice, coffee. vanilla, ice, ice, coffee. caramel, ice, ice, coffee. mocha, ice, ice, coffee.

Barista's flavor pumping, with the ice packed in, now my heart is jumping,

Sip after sip after sip, no waiting, Drinking so fast my legs are shaking.

Roast em, if you ain't quick they bitter, I go nuts when I hear them simmer,

Then a bean cracks, with a souped up tempo, I'm fired up, I'm about to go loco.

Rolling, in my Tesla slow, no shop in sight man, where they all go?,

Tea drinkers on standby, begging me to stop by. Did you stop? Nah, I drove by,

Kept on Looking for a good spot, I busted left, then I pulled into the lot, the lot was full yo

So I rerouted to exit 8. Caffeine, avenue.

The coffee was crap, but I was craving caffeine, barista's there man, they were all meanies.

Waiting, stuck in the Line venti ice latte, vanilla on my mind.

Ready, for my name to be called, people getting scared Cause the place is AWOL.

Espresso, spewing out in a blink, I heard my name so I grab My drink.

Sipping, on my ice drink real fast, pause for a sec, this ain't what I asked

Too sour, not sweet, no ice in sight, I walk to the counter to make things right. Back

On the scene, acting real mean, they flipped me off, they were out of caffeine, run out

Of coffee, yo restock it, I'm not leaving til barista rocks it.

Ice, ice, coffee, Vanilla Ice, ice, coffee, Caramel Ice, ice, coffee, mocha. Ice, ice, coffee,

Take heed, cause I'm a coffee loving poet, roast my own beans, in case you didn't know it. My blend, is always