Hickeys Around My Neck

Greck my brother, Greck, Greck my brother (uh)

Greck my brother (M-M-MC) (uh, uh)

Greck my brother, Greck, Greck my brother (uh)

Greck my brother (MC, MC) (uh, uh)

I always hated hickeys all around my neck

But it was feelin' pretty good, so what the heck?

The hickey went on, and I went home

I tried to brush it off, then I used a comb

The comb didn't work, it got bigger, and redder

Giz said, "Yo, Milk man, you shouldn't have let her"

But I did Giz, and now I gotta get it off

I tried lotion but it just got soft

The hours went on, and on, and on

Man, I wish the hickey was gone

But it wasn't, and my girl was comin' over

I needed a plan, to try to get over

So I called King of Chill I said, "What's up man?

Got a hickey on my neck, I need a plan"

He said, "Yo, Milk, why don't you bust a turtleneck?"

I said, "That's wack, but what the heck?"

I ran to my room, but I couldn't find one

Then like Star Trek, "The Search begun"

I ran through my house from the bottom to the top

I got a bright idea, I'll ask Pop

I ran to Dad, I said, "What's up D?

I need a turtleneck to cover this hickey"

He said, "Oh, son, that just won't work

You'll feel real hot, and you'll look like a jerk"

I said, "Okay, then what's your advice?"

He said, "Go into the freezer, and get a piece of ice"

I said, "A piece of ice, to put on my neck

It sounds real cold but what the heck?"

I went into the freezer and did what he said

I hope it would 'ork, or else I'd be dead

I put the ice on and I waited and waited

The hickey was gone, it faded, it faded

The time was then for my girl to appear

At the count of three, what did I hear?

One

Two

Three

It was the bell, as you can tell

As I opened the door, my eyes did swell

As I saw somethin' I thought I never would see

My girl chillin' there with a great big hickey

I punched her in the mouth, her lip I did wreck

That's how I felt, so what the heck?

(What the heck?)

Yo Milk man, you should've let her

"Yo Milk, why don't you bust a turtleneck?"

(What the heck?)

Oh, son, that just won't work

You'll feel real hot, and you'll look like a jerk

Go into the freezer, and get a piece of ice

(What the heck?)

(What the heck?)