(You Aren't So) Beautiful

Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade

From the dark side of the moon

You hide your absence with mascara

Like a million dollar suit (ooh)

I heard you washed your hands of Timothy

I thought you swore you loved him best

You turned his savings into silicone

And slapped it to your chest (ooh)

But he should have known better

Than to think that he was different

Than the hundred other guys

That had already fallen victim

But you know that I know

That you aren't so beautiful

I used to think that you were paradise

I used to say that you were sweet

But then you opened up your mouth

And made a fool out of me

I never once considered suicide

I guessed it just wasn't for me

But then I dreamed I had your baby

And I learned empathy (ooh)

You say Jesus is your best friend

Well he doesn't understand

Why you're flipping off the camera

With a joint on Instagram

Well he knows and I know that

You aren't so beautiful

Baby, no

You aren't so beautiful

To me

You aren't so beautiful

Lady

You aren't so beautiful

Can't you see?

I hear you're getting back with Timothy

I could have sworn he was engaged

You'll wreck his life until it's worthless

And you'll turn another page (ooh)

But you're so self-involved

You'll probably listen to this song

And sing along with every word

At the end cry

"Oh my God, I know

This song is so

Tiffany, Jessica, Miranda, Elizabeth, Samantha

Taylor and Tara and Ashley and Abby and Katie

And Sarah and Shelby, Amanda"

But darling

You aren't so beautiful

Baby, no

You aren't so beautiful

To me

You aren't so beautiful