Chug-A-Lug Night

There was smoke on the water

A little fire in the sky

If i hear that song one more time

I'll stick a fork right in my eye!

Another round and a pickled egg

A truck pulled up with a hundred kegs

Just another Friday night

Fuck no, fuck no

Its chug-a-lug night

Here we go

Here we go

Chug-a-lug night

Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go

Here we go

Beer's in my hair

And vomits on my toes

Here we go

Here we go

For no damn reason

I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go

Here we go

I walked to the bar

But now I'm drivin'...

I still believe in anarchy

Pardon me sir I have to pee

Passed out greaser on the floor

A beer fart on his pompadour

"I'm quite happy, almost gay"

What the fuck did I just say!

Something new every night

Fuck no, fuck no

Its chug-a-lug night

Here we go

Here we go

Chug-a-lug night

Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go

Here we go

Beer's in my hair

And vomits on my toes

Here we go

Here we go

For no damn reason

I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go

Here we go

I walked to the bar

But now I'm drivin' home...

Here we go

Here we go

Chug-a-lug night

Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go

Here we go

Beer's in my hair

And vomits on my toes

Here we go

Here we go

For no damn reason

I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go

Here we go

I walked to the bar

But now I'm drivin' home...

Here we go

Here we go

Chug-a-lug night

Kissin' girls you don't know

Here we go

Here we go

Beer's in my hair

And vomits on my toes

Here we go

Here we go

For no damn reason

I'm takin' off my clothes

Here we go

Here we go

I walked to the bar

But now I'm drivin' home...

Here we go