What Took You So Long?

What took you so long? What took you all day and night?

Breakfast, lunch and then? What took you so long?

Did you fly to the moon? Or compose a romantic tune?

Champagne, dinner, who did you bump into?

When you went to town for some meeting at noon,

Did you get caught up in some freak monsoon?

Perhaps there was an earthquake or a hurricane?

What possibly kept you drove me insane.

So, what took you so long? Don't bother cause now your home.

Perhaps I'll never know what took you so long.

What took you so long? Don't spin me another yarn.

Stories, tales, you can't expect to believe.

So let me repeat, and watch you squirm in your seat.

Bring me some receipts, What took you so long?

I went to town to check out someplace new. A table for one, but ordered for two.

They peered into the window, the happy him and her.

You'd never believe how in love they were.

Right in front of my eyes, a kiss that would change my life.

Stopping time, I realised my world had crumbled from your lies, it's you with her

And that's what took you so long.