Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum (The Dwarf's Washing Song)

Step up to the tub

It ain't no disgrace

Just pull up your sleeves

And get up in place

Then scoop up the water

And rub it on your face

An' go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle

Ud-dle-um-dum

Pick up the soap

Now don't try to to bluff

Work up a lather

An' when ya got enough

Get your hands full of water

Ya snort an ya snuff

An' go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle

Ud-dle-um-dum

Ya douse an souse

Ya rub and scrub

Ya sputter and splash all over the tub

You may be cold and wet when your done

But ya gotta admit it's goot clean fun

So splash all ya like

It ain't any trick

As soon as your through

You'll feel mighty slick

Bunch of old nanny goats

Ya make me sick, goin'

An' go blud-dle-ud-dle-ud-dle

Ud-dle-um-dum