The Joneses (Main Title Theme from "Your Friends & Neighbors")

A paper shadow in a house of stone

The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat

I never knew how far the ride was gonna go

'Til I looked back at the smoke

You can't keep up with the Joneses

Don't wanna run for the roses

I got my pocket of posies

You can't keep up with the Joneses

Another diamond in the swimming pool

The soft dance like the ghost of some old fool

I never knew how much I never really knew

Until I looked back at you

You can't keep up with the Joneses

Don't wanna run for the roses

Don't count the micro doses

You can't keep up with the Joneses

Before the dance there was a song

Before that song there was a spark

I never knew we'd come so far

Sometimes I wonder why

Sometimes I wonder why

I just don't run with the Joneses

Don't wanna smell the dying roses

I got my pocket full of posies

I don't keep up with the Joneses