If I Had One

Jackknife break at the traffic stop

Interstate looking like a parking lot

Fat boy flying on a Fat Boy bike

Weaving in and out and passing me by

I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S.O.B

Yeah, but deep down I was wishing it was me

But if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run

I'd be hell on wheels if I had one

Called my brother, said "How you been?"

We ain't been fishing since I don't know when

He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard crime

I got more bills than I got time

I'd love to wet a line, but my wife just stay on my case"

I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"

But if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Stay at home holding my baby when the work day's done

Yeah, I'd try to keep her happy if I had one

Sitting on a bar stool talking to a lady

She's running my tab up, calling me baby

Buy her a drink, she'll let you chase her

And watch her shake her money maker

Oh if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably shake it the same dang way

I'd get up high as I could get it son

Never buy another beer if I had one

You know things would be different if I had one

What I'd do, if I had one of those

I'd do it just like that, right there

Things would be different if I had one too

But I don't

But if I had one

Yeah buddy

Oh, buddy