Great American Bitch

I'm a great American bitch

I refuse to wear corsets and lace

I earn my own wages

And burst into rages

When men say "Know your place"

My boss tried to fondle me under my skirt

I kicked him like this in the crotch

Where it hurt

I got fired

But hey

I'd rather be right than rich

'Cause I'm a great American bitch (she's a -, she's a great American bitch)

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Great American bitch

I'm a great American bitch (queen bitch)

I seduce whoever I please (very jealous!)

I fornicate freely

And some say I really bring gentlemen to their knees

I proposed to a Dutchman

We're wedded in bliss

'Cause he doesn't mind who else I might kiss

Though most of the time I prefer to scratch my own itch

'Cause I'm a great American bitch (she's a -, she's a great American bitch)

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Great American bitch!

Lucy, your turn

Lucy, go! (Come on, Lucy)

I'm a great American

I'm sorry, honestly I just don't love that word

(We'll do it together, come on!)

You're a great American bitch (well, thanks)

I've known it since sophomore year (not this story!)

When Professor McMaller said "Only male scholars

Could manage a doctor's career" (boo, professor)

He drove this expensive new Ford Model T

So I scratched it all over with my bedroom key

But Lucy went further (I may have pushed his car into a ditch)

Why?

('Cause I'm a great American)

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Great American bitch

Drink if they've called you a nag

Drink if they've called you a slut (or a shrew)

Drink if they've called you a crazy hag

Drink if the rumors are true

I'm a great American bitch (yes, you are!)

Once, I cut my own hair (doesn't count)