I Love Fries

I love 'em thin and crunchy with a smattering of salt

I like 'em wedged and chunky

Dunked in any kind of sauce

I like 'em lip and noodley

And waffled like a scoop

Could be any fried potato

Tater tots, I like 'em too

I got salt on my lips and shiny fingertips

And I know why

I love fries!

What about harsh browns?

I'll allow it (yams?)

If they're fried, then yes

Potato scallops?

Gonna count it

Scalloped potatoes?

That's baked potato dish

But it's similar in spirit

Baby, you're so much, so much more than a side

24, 365

I love fries!

I love fries!