Cloggin'

Shit man

These city boy toilets

Just can't handle me

Going out

For dinner

(Dinner)

With the wife

She wanted to go to a fancy place

For once in her life

(Oh so fancy)

So we decided to go on into the city

And eat at Moreau's

(Some fancy fuckin' French place)

We were in a rush

To get out the door

(Reservations were at six)

We got there

Sat down

Ordered our food

(Damn I'm hungry)

But shit

I had to go

Drop the kids off

At the pool

(If you catch my meanin)

I sit down on that commode

(Porcelain throne)

Squeeze that sucker out

But damn

I think that's the biggest shit I've ever had

(Snap a pic for the boys)

I flush that shit

But my worst fear

Was realized

Them fancy pants city boy toilets

They can't handle this

Country boy's

Big ass logs

I clogged their fuckin' toilet

Went for a flush

And it wouldn't go down

Damn

Clogged that toilet

Clogged that fuckin' toilet

With my big ass shit logs

I clogged their fuckin' toilet

Clogged that toilet

Clogged that fuckin' toilet

With my big ass shit logs

Them city folk

Ain't got big dookie logs

Like me

I said them fucking city folk

Ain't got big dookie logs

Like me

Them fancy pants city boy toilets

They can't handle this

Country boy's

Big ass logs

I clogged their fuckin' toilet

Went for a flush

And it wouldn't go down

Damn

Clogged that toilet