The Joy of Your World

Yes the joy of your wwoorrlldd is Paul Barman!!!

Beautiful, Beautiful Barman

Verse 3:

My close pals, aunts, uncles, leaders, Nations, and towns

Hamlets and neighboring islands, everyone

Landlords, bosses, and relatives, moms and newborns

Somehow when I act thirteen, I'm a virgin girl's tractor beam

This one was dressed to kill from her head to my testicle

She was from west of Phil-ly and spoke well of it

She said, "Just for the hell of it let's not be celibate."

I got all higgledy piggledy, it's a big relief

When I take off my fig uh leaf

She said that, "Let's get at this" but her cat and an unpotted cactus

Sat on her mattress

that sure made it saturated with sharp thorns and cat piss

I put on a hiphop beat while she whipped off the topsheet

She said, "Come to bed I like my undergrads underfed

They amaze how they stay up days on mayonnaise and Wonderbread."

I dove in her cervix a lot like Sir Mixalot

This interlude is for the women I've interviewed about the clitoris

and how to make it less hit-or-miss

Should we be gentle?, Is it all mental?

I won't use a dental dam 'cause it discurges

my urges to submerge in her jizz

She said, "My goodness you should juss use clues that's nonverbal

You're too vigorous if my clitoris, for example, turns purple"

It was time to copulate but we didn't want to populate

So my bold groin reached for my gold coin proooophylactic

I unwrapped it, you can't know how I felt

It wasn't a gold coin condom, it was chocolate Chanukah gelt

The white part crumbled on her tummy and the rest began to melt

Foiled again.....

<Scratching> "It's a classic piece, It's a classic piece,

It's a classic piece

We'd like to thank George for that and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman,

Bar-Barman Barman-Barman-Barman, and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman,

Bar-Bar-Barman, Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, From Chapel Hill

who made the contribution of 5 dollars

Thanks Charles, I mean pardon me Paul,

Charles took the pledge, No Doubt"