If I Took You to the Ocean

It's so hot that I can't feel my legs

Copenhagen city you treat me like a guest

You will get more from me if you listen to my tales

When I pass away will you read my fucking emails?

You were my mermaid in the dessert sand

I tried my best to play with your band

But you couldn't pull those strings no

I couldn't fly with your wings, you know

People walk and talk the same way nowadays

So if I took you to the ocean

Would you go and pray?

And if I took you to my fields

Would your goat stay away?

And if you chewed me up and spat me out

Would I get more out of the sunset view?

I said fuck you too

I served my heart on a plate for you

With a fork and knife and a napkin too

Voluntarily I waited to see

If you could feel the same emotions as me

I climbed the beanstalk and giants I found

I jumped the black skies to higher ground

But all of that really didn't make you mine

Infatuation makes a man go blind

So if I took you to the ocean

Would you go and pray?

And if I took you to my fields

Would your goat stay away?

And if you chewed me up and spat me out

Would I get more out of the sunset view?

I said fuck you too

And we are gonna do fine

We are gonna sit by the ocean

With a glass of Napa Valley wine

Howling at the moon

We made it

But damn it took some time

If good things are worth waiting for

I'll be patient ... I'll be patient

So if I took you to the ocean

Would you go and pray?

And if I took you to my fields

Would your goat stay away?

And if you chewed me up and spat me out

Would I get more out of the sunset view?

I said fuck you too