Redstone: A Minecraft Parody

Hi, I'm a Redstoner

And I approve this message

I've got the Redstone in me

Everytime I mine that block

It turns into dust

Everybody knows

I've got the Redstone in me

And when I have that dust

The power's in my hands

Now everybody

Wants some precious

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Ooh

I've got the Redstone in me

These things that I have built

Will blow your mind (mind)

Pick a block, any block

I'll show you why, what, how we do

I'll need a repeater

And a torch, over there

Now come on down to the block

And stand right here

And hit that button

I'll have you teleportin'

Have your lights flickerin'

I'ma try to power the trap

So they get stuck

Even drake man failed, had to go and take some tutorials

And I saw cavemen like

"I'm confused, whats goin' on?"

So build one, build all

And see the pistons go

Prepare to be surrounded, your pick with silverfish

You know I'm no trollin'

And I never briefed a house

So call me, Mister Redstone Man

I'll build that stuff just fine

I've got the Redstone in me

Everytime I mine that block

It turns into dust

Everybody knows

I've got the Redstone in me

And when I have that dust

The power's in my hands

Now everybody

Wants some precious

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Redstone, Redstone, Redstone

Ooh

I've got the Redstone in me

We'll take a ride, into my cart

And you'll see why it's Redstone I use

Stay on the tracks

So I ditch those creepers when I got gold