Suring Me

It'd have looked much better if you had actually seen it

You said for some reason I don't feel like you mean it

I said woah woah woah woah woah

Stop right there x 2

Stick my rifle out the car window and shoot the suring bear

You're less beautiful than I remember

But still look pretty cool

I heard you got ran over

Outside Hortonville High School

Your dress is in the dirt

Your airport clothes are on

Your speech is real improper

And you sound just like your mom

got a cold front in late April

When you turned your back on me

You put your hands on my eyes

And said "you smell like feline pee".

You don't believe in Jesus

And that's half the reason why

I'd feel bad to be by you

If you got shot and died

Tryna clean my mind out

Of the dreams that show up nude

I found something I can fight for

I learned how to be a dude

I said woah woah woah woah woah

Stop right there x 2

Stick my rifle out the car window and shoot the suring bear

You're less beautiful than I remember

But still look pretty cool

I heard you got ran over

Out side Hortonville High School

Makin' Pancakes under the bleachers

Tellin' me 'bout all the ugly teachers