Wish You Were Beer

Here at Smokey's Bar with all my buddies

I wipe away a tear as I look down at my ring

You are at home all alone and the only thing I know

That could make happy hour happy for me

I Wish you were beer

Something nice to hold

Lord, I wish that you would just get better when you get ice-cold

It's never cussin' or fussin'

Being mean and screamin'

And chewin' on my derriere

Yes my dear, I wish you were beer

You say you wish I look like Brad Pitt

You wish we had a bigger house a bigger bank account

And I could buy you a bigger chest filled up with diamonds

And all the fancy things

Wish I was smart like your brother

Got along with your mother, baby, all I got to say

I wish you were beer

Something nice to hold

Lord, I wish that you would just get better when you get ice-cold

It's never jealous or suspicious, I can always take it fishin'

And I get it more than twice a year

Baby, I swear, I wish you were beer

Yeah, it's tall, slick, and slender with a dark amber tan

And I love the way he always goes down so smooth

Yes my dear, I wish you were beer

Lord, I swear, I wish you were beer