Letras
Hello stephen
Its a pleasure to meet you
Have a seat
My name is randi
And i’ll be interviewing you today
Would you like some water?
Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Well then,
Tell me a little bit about your background
And what brings you here interviewing with us today
First of all, i would like to truly thank you
For the opportunity to come in here and interview
With your company and i know you must
Get a lot of applicants so your time is precious
And i get this
So i thank you
Whoops i said that
Already
Sorry im just nervous
I am at a loss for words just
Pressure is astounding
My heart is beating pounding
Feel like im slowly drowning
And youre staring at me blankly as i recount my existence
Fears and distant wishes - dreams and my ambitions -
Why i picked my major and received federal assistance
I see you taking notes and im sweating through my collared shirt
People mill outside our meeting room doing all the work
My mouth just vomiting whatever comes to mind
Better wrap this question up or else the rest will fall behind
Insert in an anecdote an easy one we both relate to
Thats the way the cookie crumbles just dont ever let em break you
Awesome
Thank you for those answers
We think it’s good for candidates
To have long term goals and aspirations in their life
So i truly appreciate it
Speaking of long term aspirations, what do you hope to be doing in the near to mid future?
Are there any skills that you are currently in the process of developing?
Are there technologies you’re eager to work with?
Simply put, where do you see yourself in five years?
Well, hopefully i wont be lonely
Id like to be in love with someone someone else in love with me
But i got issues all these things that make me good at engineering
Make me bad at steering things like happiness my way