Ain't We Got Fun?

Every morning, every evening

Ain't we got fun?

Not much money, oh, but honey

Ain't we got fun?

If wifey wishes to go to a play

Don't wash the dishes, just throw 'em away

In the winter, in the summer

Don't we have fun?

Things are glummin', getting glummer

Still we have fun

There's nothing surer

The rich get rich (and the poor get children)

In the meantime, in between time

Ain't we got fun?

Dropped upon the law, oh, phoney

Now we got to eat baloney

Temper, ain't we got fun?

Now hear this

I bought another Paris hat

Would you have to pay for that?

Uh-ah, ain't we got fun?

I'm hysterical

We've only started as momma and pop'

Are we downhearted?

I'd say we're not

Momma's coming here to stay

Hey, where you going?

That-a way

We'll have some fun

I bought a Cadillac on credit

Now the sheriff's gonna get it

But he'll have such fun

There's nothing surer

The rich get rich

And the poor play bingo

The rich get brushed

And the poor get brushed off

The rich like painting

And the poor get tear gassed

Though we don't have fancy nights out

In the parlour with the lights out

Ain't we got fun?